The ability to police irony

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of micro penis.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!