The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to misspell

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!