The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!