the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the powre to spel

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!