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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to control yourself

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to fail

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be dead

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!