The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to Google "Google".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!