The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the powre to spel

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to have no power.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to die early.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to not have super powers...

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!