The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!