The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!