- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to kill yourself

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

the power of being yourself

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to lick anything except pussy.

Pointless Super Powers