- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power drown in water

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The Power to fart glitter

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

the power of being yourself

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to drown on land.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the power to beathe

Pointless Super Powers