The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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to be shitty

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The power to create powers

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!