- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

32% Levitation.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to make cats burp.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to push "pull" doors

Liam Brudenell

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to get this. Do you get it?

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

Pointless Super Powers