The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to not finish your

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to divide by zero

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!