Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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32% Levitation.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!