The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to jerk off

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!