The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to divide by zero

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!