- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to encounter an internal server error

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

32% Levitation.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to kill yourself

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

Pointless Super Powers