The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to die.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to vote

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to lactate air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!