The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!