The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have a power

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!