- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to turn into birdseed

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power drown in water

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power of being yourself

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers