The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!