The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to kill yourself

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to be a woman

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!