The power to know where the beef is

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to start time.

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The power drown in water

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!