The power to start time.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!