The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!