- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to clap 14 times a second

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the ability to manually control your breathing

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to freeze ice

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

Pointless Super Powers