The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to clean

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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to poop a penny every year

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to like any show

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!