the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to be half invisible

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!