Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!