the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to kill yourself

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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to die when you are happy

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!