The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Acid tears.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!