The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to think of food

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!