The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Third armpit.

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The power of being pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!