the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Taekwondo

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!