power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!