The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to ejaculate

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to write on cellophane

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to make asians smart

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!