The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see through anything except air.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to see where light is not present.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!