The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!