The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power of love

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!