the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to lick your balls.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to walk through air.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!