- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to waste money

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to become demented

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the ability to glow in the light.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

Pointless Super Powers