The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!