- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to ejaculate

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Acid tears.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to make bubles without soap

The power of being pointless

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be able to never have a power.

Pointless Super Powers