Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!