The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to part hair.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!