The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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to die when you are happy

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!