- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a power

The power to start time.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to never get drunk

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the power of being yourself

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Pointless Super Powers