The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!