The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to like charlie

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to poo.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!