The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to self destruct

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!