the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to die.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!