the power to be wrong

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!