Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to become demented

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!