The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!