The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to walk on land.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!