the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!