the ability to see through air

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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A good Kisser

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to not exercise.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!