- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to part hair.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to be powerless

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

Nope. Just nope.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to eat ass.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to freeze ice

The power to revive Hitler.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power of self mind control

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Pointless Super Powers