- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the power of superspeed but only backwards

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power of women's rights.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to sneeze cum

A good Kisser

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to not write pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers