The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to see through glass

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!