Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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A good Kisser

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!