The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be stupid

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!