To be able to summon old people

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to start time.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to die

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!