The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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To shit bricks.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!