the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!