The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of self mind control

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!