The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to change races.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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power to fart through your mouth

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to see through air

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!