- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the ability to look into your brain

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to smell colors

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

Being a freemason

Pointless Super Powers